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Dream Archive 41: Fucking Homicidal Insect

I talked about dreams with Amanda last night, and I told her that I almost never dream about places I’ve lived. So of course I went to bed and immediately dreamed about the house on Locust Street. Specifically, I was…

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Dream Archive 40: Jelly Beans

We were coming home from a trip and dropping people off. We were in a large truck, almost like a boat or maybe a carrier for a parade float. We stopped at a large red brick building that looked to…

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Dream Archive 39: What It's Like

It's like an enormous model train setup, a huge diorama stretching hundreds of yards in all directions except to the west where it meets a concrete wall. Tiny cars move down the streets, but everything else is eerily quiet.

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Dream Archive 38: Summer Pumpkin

There was a comedy thing, and we were working to save it. It was like being in a newsroom, but everyone was writing jokes. Anna and I traveled to some kind of conference together, possibly in Scotland or Ireland. She…

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Dream Archive 37: Finally, a David Lynch Dream

Hangin' out with David Lynch on a trip. He went off to go skiing or biking or hiking with his wife. I was trying to learn the guitar solo from Weezer’s “Buddy Holly” because there was a mobile recording studio…

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Dream Archive 36: Chicago Goons

Direct quote: “How does this sound: Chicago goons, trying to get paid ahead of schedule, broke into his room and accidentally released a swarm of bees.” The bees were already responsible for several deaths.

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Dream Archive 35: California Dreamin'

We were in some kind of enormous complex that was possibly a city, and we were probably in the basement of the house on Long Avenue. There was a little animal like a fox or a dog that was helping…

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Dream Archive 34: I need a shower.

I was just trying to take a shower. The only one available was in a stone chamber, and the shower head looked like the Virgin Mary. I kept getting interrupted by people wanting different things, and the soap kept disintegrating…

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Dream Archive 31: Joysticks

A (recurring?) dream about a party in a basement. This time it’s being thrown by Rick from Rick and Morty. I’m Morty, and there’s two girls I’m trying to impress. They want to play a video game, but there’s…

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Dream Archive 30: Schoolwork

Had to drive all over creation for schoolwork. The esteemed, indefatigable Professor Leonard Miles was threatening to fail us, even though it would be mostly his fault because he’s a terrible teacher. Suck it, Leonard! You’re wasting everyone’s time.